Thursday, September 03, 2020

Dear Renault, pls. do "Ron Jeremy" a favor

I believe all those Frenchmen authorizing international Renault car maintenance and servicing points got their position in the company either through family connections or sexual favors. they are fully incompetent for the job. in its default - out of factory state, for drivability and comfort I would favor Renault over any other car (except those that cost in excess of 55k) but by negligence or intentionally, in the matter of minutes, their car is always run several notches down during and after every scheduled service with the official dealer. when you expect the best care for your car you get the worst and vice versa while the odds usually favor the latter outcome. even though Renault dealerships do not care where you buy your vehicle on paper, in reality they are competing among each other and they do not always provide maximum post-service care if your car was bought from another dealer. even the official dealerships where your car was actually bought do not provide maximum care if they have underestimated you as a person below their vision of individual standard. in order to get maximum care you have to look and behave like Tom Cruise or this other popular actor whose name i always forget. them service guys have been very judgmental. after all, leaving your car in the official Renault service center in Serbia is like leaving your intensely vernal and beautiful wife, that is a bit sleepy and helpless, alone in the woods with Ron Jeremy for an hour, in good faith. try imagine if you would like to dig and love that. i am sure some of you would.

 

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